Roast The Group Chat
Everyone gets one slide of accountability.
Turn the people in the room into content. Four slides: a field guide to this group, exhibits, rankings, and a closing statement. Rated on Accuracy, Brutality and whether they'll recover.
How it works
- 1.Everyone gets a different angle on the same group
- 2.Name people โ vagueness scores zero
- 3.Rankings must be defended
- 4.Recovery is the room's call, not yours
Your deck is already started
Nobody starts at a blank white slide. Every player gets these 4 slides pre-laid-out in the Roast theme, with a prompt on each one telling you what goes there.
A Field Guide To This Group
Categorise everyone. Nature-documentary tone.
Exhibits
Rankings
A full ordered list. Last place must be justified.
Closing Statement
Land it warm. Or don't.
How you're scored
After each presentation the room votes on three things specific to this mode โ not generic โwas it goodโ.
Accuracy
Were they actually right about us?
Missed โ Dead on
Brutality
How hard did they swing?
Gentle โ Merciless
They'll Recover
Is the target going to be fine?
Not okay โ Took it well
Roast The Group Chat prompts
Every player is dealt a different one of these.
- A field guide to this friend group
- Awards nobody wanted
- Our group chat, dramatized
- Ranking everyone by horror-movie survival odds
- Who here starts a cult first, and their pitch
- The unspoken rules of this friendship, spoken
- Casting this group as a reality show
- Everyone's most-used phrase, analysed
- Predicting where we all are in ten years
- A seating chart for our funeral
- Each person's villain origin, if pushed
- Who would survive a group holiday together
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