Corporate Cult

Onboard us. We are not allowed to leave.

You are running the all-hands for a company that will not say what it does. Deliver the onboarding deck with total HR sincerity — values, perks, and a policy nobody is allowed to question. The room rates you on Compliance, Quiet Menace and Believability.

4–8 players5-slide starter deck6 min to buildCorporate Beige theme
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How it works

  1. 1.Everyone presents a different mandatory meeting
  2. 2.Never say what the company actually does
  3. 3.Sincerity only — no winking at the audience
  4. 4.End on a policy, not a joke

Your deck is already started

Nobody starts at a blank white slide. Every player gets these 5 slides pre-laid-out in the Corporate Beige theme, with a prompt on each one telling you what goes there.

Welcome Aboard

Warm. Slightly too warm.

1/5

Our Values (Effective Immediately)

Three words. One of them should be unsettling.

2/5

What We Actually Do

Answer without answering. Use a diagram.

3/5

The Perks

List benefits that are quietly conditions.

4/5

Attendance Is Tracked

Close on the rule. Do not soften it.

5/5

How you're scored

After each presentation the room votes on three things specific to this mode — not generic “was it good”.

Compliance

Would you have gone along with it?

I'd quitI've signed

Quiet Menace

How much dread under the friendliness?

HarmlessDeeply wrong

Believability

Did it sound like a real company?

CartoonishI've worked here

Corporate Cult prompts

Every player is dealt a different one of these.

  • Day one at a company that will not tell you what it does
  • Our new values, effective immediately
  • Why we removed the chairs
  • Introducing the Wellness Initiative (mandatory)
  • Q3 vibes: a required presentation
  • The reorg, explained with animals
  • Please stop asking about the third floor
  • Synergy: a love story
  • An update on the thing we cannot name
  • Your new manager (and where the old one went)
  • The offsite: attendance and expectations
  • Rolling out the new tone-of-voice guidelines

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