Pitch The Room

Sell something nobody here wants. They cannot leave.

Infomercial rules. You've been handed a product with no market and four slides to move it: the product, a pain nobody knew they had, insulting pricing, and a closing offer. The room rates you on whether they'd actually buy.

4–10 players4-slide starter deck6 min to buildClean Deck theme
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How it works

  1. 1.Everyone gets a different unsellable product
  2. 2.Invent a problem it solves
  3. 3.Pricing must be genuinely offensive
  4. 4.Close hard — there is no second pitch

Your deck is already started

Nobody starts at a blank white slide. Every player gets these 4 slides pre-laid-out in the Clean Deck theme, with a prompt on each one telling you what goes there.

The Product

1/4

The Pain You Didn't Know You Had

Diagnose the room. Be specific and unkind.

2/4

Pricing

Three tiers. All of them wrong.

3/4

Act Now

The offer, the deadline, and the threat.

4/4

How you're scored

After each presentation the room votes on three things specific to this mode — not generic “was it good”.

Persuasion

How hard did the pitch actually land?

Lost me → Reaching for wallet

Desperation

How badly did they need this sale?

Composed → Begging

I'd Actually Buy It

Be honest. Would you?

Never → Take my money

Pitch The Room prompts

Every player is dealt a different one of these.

  • One (1) slightly used opinion
  • A timeshare in a group chat
  • Pre-owned confidence
  • My unused gym membership, as a lifestyle
  • The concept of Tuesday
  • A haunted appliance
  • Naming rights to my next mistake
  • Shares in my sleep schedule
  • A single, very specific grudge
  • Ten minutes of someone else's childhood
  • The last slice, in perpetuity
  • An unopened box from a move three years ago

Ready to run Pitch The Room?

Free, in the browser, nothing to install. Share a six-character code and your friends are in.

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Other game modes

Classic Shuffle

The original. One topic, everyone suffers together.

3–10 players3 slides

Startup Roast

Pitch a company that should not exist. Get funded anyway.

4–8 players5 slides

Things I'd Replace My ___ With

One slot. One replacement. Defend it to the room.

4–10 players4 slides16+

Conspiracy Defense

Five slides. Zero evidence. Make us believe.

4–8 players5 slides

Corporate Cult

Onboard us. We are not allowed to leave.

4–8 players5 slides

Red Flag Runway

Present your worst quality like it's a feature.

4–8 players4 slides16+
See all 12 modes