Life Admin
A serious presentation about something deeply unserious.
Full business-review format applied to the most trivial thing in your life. Executive summary, current state, key findings, recommendations, next steps. The joke is the rigour — never break format.
How it works
- 1.Everyone gets a different mundane subject
- 2.Strict business-review structure
- 3.Deadpan only — no jokes in the delivery
- 4.Include at least one chart
Your deck is already started
Nobody starts at a blank white slide. Every player gets these 5 slides pre-laid-out in the Corporate Beige theme, with a prompt on each one telling you what goes there.
Executive Summary
Three bullets. Grave tone.
Current State
Where things stand. Include a photo as evidence.
Key Findings
A chart. Present it like it cost money.
Recommendations
Numbered. Actionable. Absurd.
Next Steps
Owners and deadlines. Assign someone in the room.
How you're scored
After each presentation the room votes on three things specific to this mode — not generic “was it good”.
Rigor
How committed to the format were they?
Sloppy → Audit-ready
Deadpan
Did they crack even once?
Broke character → Never blinked
Painfully Relatable
How personally did that land?
Not me → Attacked
Life Admin prompts
Every player is dealt a different one of these.
- A performance review of my houseplant
- My fridge: a quarterly earnings report
- Every chair I have sat in, ranked
- A five-year strategic plan for my laundry
- An incident report about my last haircut
- My sleep schedule: a post-mortem
- Cost-benefit analysis of leaving the house
- A risk register for my houseplants
- Annual review: my relationship with my phone
- A capacity plan for my one tote bag
- Root cause analysis of a missing sock
- My grocery habits: a market report
Ready to run Life Admin?
Free, in the browser, nothing to install. Share a six-character code and your friends are in.
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Classic Shuffle
The original. One topic, everyone suffers together.
Startup Roast
Pitch a company that should not exist. Get funded anyway.
Things I'd Replace My ___ With
One slot. One replacement. Defend it to the room.
Conspiracy Defense
Five slides. Zero evidence. Make us believe.
Corporate Cult
Onboard us. We are not allowed to leave.
Red Flag Runway
Present your worst quality like it's a feature.